I recently recieved a deck from Steve davenport to review. He is the purveyor of the Yeah Skateboard Curio Shoppe. After finishing up my economy classes at Harvard, I was able to quickly creat this flow chart explaining the benefits of buying a "Yeah" skateboard deck. I will now begin to explain. A Yeah Boardshop genuine skateboard deck costs around $30. Already a good price, amplified to more of a value when other factors are explained. Buying a "yeah" board helps Steven D. support his motley crew of skateboarders. By supporting these hearty young men, he allows them to travel and "demo" at skateparks. If you are not able to buy a yeah deck, than these young men will shorely not be able to come to your "skatepark" for free and you will be forced to see a similar demo, such as the "Tony Hawk's Boom Boom Huckjam" at the high price of $60. Already the benefits of this "deck" are starting to pay off. Some other factors that add to the value of this fine wood piece are the following; This deck comes with art imprinted on it. Now you are not only getting wood, but also art. Similar art can go for up 100 milion dollars, such as Starry Night. The wood and lobor used could cost you eight dollars, and countless hours of you life. Additionally, once you are finished with the deck it can serve as a fine centerpiece table for you home. Similar centerpieces have been shown to cost close $280. Lordy, thats too rich for my blood! Another factor to consider is that other skateboard decks, especially the ones with all the Gizmos sell for around $110! Wowser. Some added benefits to purchasing a "yeah" board is free demos, courtesy of the "yeah boardshop team", free woodchips (which are excellent for grilling, smoking, or even making playgrounds with, and of course fine art for the meager price of $30! If none of these fine reasons have convinced to hop on the tram to bartlett, then I have nothing else to say. Go buy a yeah board.
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hahaha i want a yeah boardshop deck!!!!
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